Ok so I know I havent posted in a long time. So sue me unlike the rest of you interweb nerds i do sit here and be like "omg he may post I need to watch every second just incase I dont want to miss a second of his super awsome life." 

Anyways now that I made fun of the turbo nerds (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) im gonna bitch about drama in the hotel. PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING GET OVER THEMSELVES. I dont care that this person doesnt like that person, I dont care if you 2 wanan fight in the halls and I really dont care if you kill each other. Just dont frekaing invovle me.  You know what really grinds my gears, THAT PEOPLE STILL CALL NOT REALIZING THIS IS AN ISLAND AND WANT TO CANCEL BECAUSE THEY CANT DRIVE THERE CARS TO THE ISLAND WHAAAAA WHAAAAAA WHAAAAAAA.
  anyways time to close the hotel so enough for now lots of love to my peeeps

mood: amused

So im closing tonight and am Bored outa my freaking mind. Nothing is going on so all I can do is sit here at the computer and stare at the screen. So im thinking I may purchase a new video game one of these days all the ones I have are getting old. Both me and adam have the day off tomorrow maybe we can do something fun. Anyways lots of love to everyone. 
 

mood: sleepy

 Ok now IM gonna bitch about people who steal money. So we have this thing at work called a kitty. What it is is any extra money that we may be over in our cash drawer at the end of the night we stick in an envelope for future use in case we are ever under. Lately it seems to be dissapearing alot. Someone is either taking it and not telling us or the enevelope we put it in sprouts wings and flys away. Now i dont care if someone is short on cash and needs to tap it one day, but tell us and put it back the next. But noooo people feel the urge to take the money. Anyways enough about that. 

So its my day off and I got all my errands that I needed to do done. Put more monies into the bank and got my hopital bills all squared away. Visited a friend and then chilled in my room and watched the food netowrk all day.

location: My Room mood: accomplished

Ok so I know I promised that my next post would be a happy one......well guess what....I lied.  Ok so apparently today some genious decided to take a dump in the hotel swimming pool. I really wanna know what was going on in that persons head. Seriously who does that who goes into a small body of water full of people and is like "say this would make a swell toilet let me just push one out and swim off."  If I ever find this person im gonna drag him into the pool tie his toung to the drain in the bottom and leave him or her there. Like seriously who does that who has the urge to go to take a shit and just decideds to go in a public swimming place. How many brain cells do you have to have lost to even think that its ok. Now some of you may be saying "your such an ass matt what if they were sick or what if it was some kid". Yeah well fuck that. If a kid is going into a pool they better be potty trained or wearing one of those swim suit diapers. If it was an adult who was sick with the runs, then they should fucking know better and they should be potty trained. Well thats enough of that for now, I will try and make a happy post one of these days. Anyways love you all and miss my friends leave me some love and get in touch with me.

location: at the hotel like always mood: bitchy

Ok so as most of you know (or maybe dont know if you dont ever talk to me anymore.....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)    I work in a hotel. Ok so here is my thing. Are all people who stay in a hotel fucking idiots!!?!?!?!?!?!    Ok so get this, in the hotel I work in is non smoking. Its posted in the rooms, its posted at the desk,   its sent to you by email and when you book your room for your little vaction we tell you. Now anyone with a single brain cell would probably be smart enough to realize at that point, hmmm no smoking in the hotel but noooo apparently thats not how it works. Now personally I dont care if people smoke, if they wanna destroy their lungs fine by me.  When they smoke in the building however, it then becomes my problem. And just so all you fuckers know, spraying lycol around the room or covering the smoke detector with a plastic bag isnt fooling anyone. Oh and pot smokers, dont think I have forgotten about you. Yeah you fuckers seem even stupider. Yeah pot smoke drifts and stains everything with its smell. I love when I go up to a room reeking of pot and they give me that big stupid grin and go "pot what pot man everything is cool here." Now you may say to me but Matt (or Bast depending what you know me as) you smoled pot before why are you bitching. I will tell you why fuckers, because now that the room is covered in smoke who has to clean it. Yeah thats right housekeeping has gone home for the day and its now my job to figure out a way to get the smell out of everything. And let me tell you what, opening a window doesnt work. Then to top it all off when I hit the idiots up with the 300 dollar cleaning fee they were all like you can do that man we want are money back. GRRRRRR

Now one other things that pisses me off. When people call knowing that they cant there money back and threaten me. So this bitch ass women called up the hotel  the day before she was schedueled to arrive and said im sorry i need to cancel.  I was like ok no problem but you dont get a refund (yes i was politer then that but this is a long post and my fingers are getting tired deal with it). She Immedialty went up in arms and threatend me with channel 5, the atorney general, and disinboulment and death. You know what the worst part was, when I turned on channel 5 My name wasnt there as the leading story. So now you may think, why are you btiching well I will tell you why. This happens like 4-6 times a week. When you people book rooms or heck do anything in life that evnvolves a contract, dont you pay attention to what you are agreeing to? Are you just like.."oooh pretty paper I will just go ahead and sign my name on it." If you are I hope you get fucked over for being a dumbass. 

OK the last thing that pisses me off are people who call the hotel are are like "holly fuck marthas vineyard is an island.....!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Whats the fuck wrong with you people. Dont you reaserch  your vacation before going??????????       Yes its a fucking island no there is no fucking bridge no there is no fucking tunnel. I dont care that you think you drove over on a bridge before it doesnt exsist it never has exsisted. You people piss me off more then anyone else. I sware you were born under some spooge stained rocked that your dad wanked off onto one day behind those bushes in your backyard.


SO now you people are all probably like oh bast what happened ot you you used to be such a nice quite guy who rarely gets angry at anything. Well you know what happed.......The fucking idiot tourists who come and stay in the hotel drained me off al my patience and understanding. I can only take so much blatent stupidity before I feel the urge to start ranting and raving about all you idiots. Well anyways its time for me to go home for the nights so im done here. I promise my next post will be a happy one ^.^ 

 

location: The hotel mood: aggravated